@4 hours ago with 3964 notes

dadsofficial:

So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?

(Source: jaoxn, via the-lie-of-belief)

@11 hours ago with 89148 notes
People:You're so quiet, like you don't talk
Me:I talk, just not to you
@1 day ago with 107874 notes
@1 day ago with 121883 notes

kimpissible:

THERE IS ACTUALLY NOT A BETTER FEELING THEN TO HAVE A BESTFRIEND WHO ALSO THINKS OF U AS THEIR BESTFRIEND

(via the-lie-of-belief)

@2 days ago with 407533 notes

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(via timetravelshenaniganss)

@2 days ago with 571811 notes

(Source: fyeahbiancadelrio, via cliftonian)

@3 days ago with 4386 notes

(Source: raevd, via thetiger-theowl)

@3 days ago with 135959 notes

souljannoying:

"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

(Source: pemsylvania, via the-lie-of-belief)

@8 hours ago with 877849 notes
@14 hours ago with 281 notes

who-ya-callin-pinhead:

so did u like my post because it was funny or do u wanna date me i need answers

(via chrissyisabear)

@1 day ago with 130613 notes

ieroscum:

when ur headphone is slowly slipping out of your ea r and you just think no„ my love…, r eturn

(via seemssosillytomenow)

@1 day ago with 97352 notes

(Source: santanist, via l0nekid)

@2 days ago with 369660 notes

sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

(Source: sovji-moved, via cliftonian)

@2 days ago with 633846 notes

(Source: haniwi, via hostagesituation)

@3 days ago with 57959 notes