@1 day ago with 79158 notes
all grandmas smell the same
so basically um im horny
do you know what these all say?
"hi horny im dad"
(via thelesbianicplague)@1 day ago with 185808 notes
[sleeps for 70 years to avoid adulthood and become captain america]
(via kissing-tobeclever)@4 hours ago with 65479 notes
how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up
(via guiltyfelicity)@21 hours ago with 166440 notes